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Dec

Punnish Atrocity

Posted by Viren  Published in Funny, Linguistics

Not only is the build-up immense, the punchline is as anticlimactic as the Obama presidency. Having grown too old to ring the bell in the cathedral tower, Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame, ran an ad in the local newspaper for a replacement. An armless man appeared at Quasimodo’s door, and the old ring-master asked [...]

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Tags: linguistics, puns, richard lederer, words

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28

Dec

Grammar Nazi

Posted by Viren  Published in Book Excerpts, Book Reviews, Funny, Jean-Benoit Nadeau, Julie Barlow

Just when you thought you knew some people who’re overly pedantic with their devotion to logorrheic minutiae, this guy comes along and sets the bar at a whole new level. Or should I say, “came along”, since he’s been dead for at least four centuries now. Check out this excerpt from The Story of French [...]

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Tags: french, grammar nazi, pedantic

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27

Dec

Avast, Arachne!

Posted by Viren  Published in Vancouver

A few years ago, I lived in a loft close to the Metrotown area. This house was an older house and I lived in the attic. My friends co-rented the house with me and shared the other bedrooms below and in the attic. Often, as I lay in the dark, drifting off to sleep, I [...]

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Tags: entomology, giant european house spider, hobo spider, identify spider, specimen, spider

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27

Dec

Time left

Posted by Viren  Published in Funny

This makes me think there’s a bug in Thunar’s time-remaining code. Only 292 billion years left to delete this file? No hay problema!

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Tags: bug, file dialog, thunar, time left, time remaining, xfce

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26

Dec

Subscriptions

Posted by Viren  Published in The usual

Today I’ll talk about subscriptions. Not to magazines or anything so banal, but subscribing to the bigger things in life. So, what is a subscription? A subscription is the amount of emotional investment in a system, belief or otherwise. I suppose the word “belief” is redundant, since there can be no emotional investment unless you [...]

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Tags: subscription

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25

Dec

Tis the season

Posted by Viren  Published in Funny

There are certain times of the year when it would be more opportune to be “afflicted” by the most common type of colour-blindness.

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Tags: christmas, december, festivities

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9

Dec

Oz

Posted by Viren  Published in The usual

You know it’s a prison state when…. Created by Online Education

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Tags: america, incarceration, infographic, prison economy, prison state

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8

Dec

Hypochondriac

Posted by Viren  Published in Funny

As promised, the next in the series, albeit a little delayed.

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Tags: Funny, One-Armed Bandits, webcomic

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