In my quest for the perfect moustache, I stumbled upon this. What is this? And why would someone buy one of these “used”? Captain Pilkster Any ideas for potential moustaches. Hitler and Borat moustaches are automatically out. Anything else is a go. Let me know.

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This is hilarious and saddening all at once. A teacher is sued for “ranting” about how “When you put on your Jesus glasses, you can’t see the truth”. Instead of being thankful that his teacher, traditionally a source of truth and wisdom, is opening his eyes to the eternal swindle that is religion, some kid [...]

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Just a gentle reminder that Christmas isn’t jolly for everyone. I’ll still take mind-numbing consumerism over religious drivel anyday, it’s the lesser of the two evils.

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Look at Gonzalo Otalora. Is this just a gimmick, or is he really angry about the advantages afforded beautiful people. Or should he just get plastic surgery and join the ranks of the plastic? No no, that would be a monstrous denial of one’s principles, betrayal to the maximum. But what about the conflicting maxim: [...]

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I couldn’t have put it better myself. Our units of temporal measurement, from seconds on up to months, are so complicated, asymmetrical and disjunctive so as to make coherent mental reckoning in time all but impossible. Indeed, had some tyrannical god contrived to enslave our minds to time, to make it all but impossible for [...]

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