Bundolo!! Kill !! While Edgar Rice Burroughs’ words echo in the crenellations of your mind, I must advise you that they have inspired luminaries such as Jane Goodall. Also, for the first time, I see multiple pages with 3500+ diggs on Digg. What is going on?
For the first time, the power of information has been taken away from the powers that be. Not crackpot theories like Area 51, but the code needed to crack HD-DVDs. Not the church, not the king, not the elite, no one can stop this. What manner of illusion is this? Surely the haves don’t give in to the have-nots this easily.
Anyway, drunken ramblings aside, I have been reading Tarzan comics as if they were going out of style. I urge you to do the same, for a slice of your childhood. If you ever read Tarzan as a kid, of course. And bowling while drunk. And going to fun parks in different cities at midnight. Oh, what a week. My favorite part: getting three strikes in a row.
Alas, school resumes next Monday, with all the assorted drudgery that entails. But until then, young Lochinvar, you and I shall be merry.