This entire break has been a blur of alcohol and Seinfeld episodes. I’ve imbibed alcohol every day since my exams ended, caught up with old friends, lovers and everyone else in between. In the mornings, as I detoxed, I watched Seinfeld episodes, polishing off nine years of madness in two weeks. Here is a list of the episodes I loved the most:
The Boyfriend, Part I
The Limo
The Good Samaritan
The Alternate Side
The Subway
The Pez Dispenser
The Fix up
The Keys
The Visa
The Sniffing Accountant
The Bris
The Marine Biologist
The Raincoats, Parts I & II
The Fire
The Pledge Drive
The Secretary
The Label Maker
The Scofflaw
The Doorman
The Doodle
The Fusilli jerry
The Engagement
The Maestro
The Wink
The Soup Nazi
The Secret Code
The Pool Guy
The Gum
The Rye
The Caddy
The Cadillac, Parts I & II
The Shower Head
The Friars Club
The Calzone
The Bottle Deposit, Parts I & II
The Wait Out
The Invitations
The Foundation
The Soulmate
The Bizarro Jerry
The Package
The Checks
The Chicken Roaster
The Abstinence
The Little Jerry
The Comeback
The Nap
The Millenium
The Muffin Tops
The Summer of Geroge
The Butter Shave
The Voice
The Serenity Now
The Blood
The Merv Griffin Show
The Slicer
The Strike
The Dealership
The Reverse Peephole
The Wizard
The Burning
The Bookstore
The Frogger
The Puerto Rican Day
I guess I like a lot of them. Oh well, one can never laugh too much.