Here are some good maps showing all the different pathways your mind can travel through in search of the perfect conspiracy route that takes us around the world and back. Here’s the second: Taken from Seyfried

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Thanks to German 102: Introductory German I, now I have the ammunition to hassle Swiss tourists, late at night, downtown when drunk! It was 2.00 AM outside Waterfront when I espied this trio standing in front of a bus stop. Endeavouring to cut my cab expenditure prompted the following conversation: Me: Hey buddy, what time’s [...]

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Some of you might remember the furore from the 70s and 80s when every worthless conservative parent who failed at bringing up their wretched spawn blamed rock n roll for the eventual spiritual and ethical demise of their child. The evidence: Backmasking! Bands like Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath and AC/DC were supposed to corrupt [...]

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on the History channel, no less! Unexpected but funny. [qt:http://www.viren.ca/images/dark_ages_metal.mov 480 286] Taken from here and the mighty Suffo resides here.

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Why watch one movie at a time when you can watch two? You can also chat and just get so much more meaningless work done.

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So, the new semester has begun at school. I’ve finished my science pre-requisites and all that’s left is a plethora of electives. The courses I’m in this term are: GERM 102 – an Introduction to the German language for absolute beginners. No prior knowledge is permitted. Needless to say, this is my favorite course this [...]

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A wise man once said that you could learn something from everything. So what can we learn from spam? Witty quotes and jokes that the random email generators grab from the base file, of course! Here are some nuggets I’ve received in my spam. Seriously, what is it with spammers’ obsession with Samuel Clemens? Jokes: [...]

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What a movie! Lip smackingly sublime. Chris Gardner is the stuff real heroes are made of. Nevermind any movies about costumed clowns with supernatural powers, watch this movie for a taste of the sterner stuff real life heroes are driven by. Will Smith is excellent in his role as the beleaguered father working two jobs [...]

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Oh my! What manner of creature do we have here? Of all the bastard hybrids that could exist, this one easily takes the cake for being the cheesiest. Intertwining lyrics from Metallica to music by the Beatles, with a dash of Hetfield’s gravelly voice on top. Song names incorporate hideous puns, as in ‘The Thing [...]

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“Is this really the right way to head to Number 1?” “Hey, that’s a very diplomatic way of telling me I’m going in the right direction, thanks” It is 4.40 am on Jan 1st, 2007 and we are hurtling in a rusty compact car down Vancouver’s slippery streets as it pours. Our impromptu taxi driver [...]

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