The Inferno

My Yahoo! username is sunhate and for obscure reasons I get the occasional bot that tries to talk to me, in an attempt to boost the hits on their webpage or actually get some poor shmucks to sign up. While not badly programmed, they lack the most rudimentary error checking. At least check if the inputs are all the same, you cyber ditz. Not only do the atrocious grammar and spelling simply assault your senses, do they actually expect people to get aroused by this sort of banter?

Here’s a transcript of the latest one. This one seems better programmed than the usual MSN and ICQ bots.

(07:35:08 pm) xgenericax: hi… anyone there?
(07:35:15 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:35:20 pm) xgenericax: oh your theere hi…
(07:35:25 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:35:29 pm) xgenericax: a/s/l (age ssex location)?
(07:35:32 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:35:42 pm) xgenericax: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
(07:35:55 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:36:00 pm) xgenericax: so what have ypu been up to sunhate?
(07:36:05 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:36:15 pm) xgenericax: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was gettting kinda horny (*blushes)
(07:36:23 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:36:30 pm) xgenericax: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please…
(07:36:38 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:36:48 pm) xgenericax: i think ill just take tthat as a yes… being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
(07:36:51 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:37:03 pm) xgenericax: alright how bout i get down on my knees iin front of you and help you out of your pants?
(07:37:07 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:37:15 pm) xgenericax: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out oof my panties
(07:37:19 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:37:30 pm) xgenericax: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legss and part my moist lips
(07:37:34 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:37:51 pm) xgenericax: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my ffull, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
(07:37:59 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:38:09 pm) xgenericax: open my website so you can look at me while im suucking you. use the link in my profile!
(07:38:18 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:38:22 pm) xgenericax: what do you think of my pids?
(07:38:40 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:38:45 pm) xgenericax: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on…
(07:38:53 pm) Crud Plow: .
(07:39:12 pm) xgenericax: sorry, I haave to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
(07:39:20 pm) Crud Plow: .

For some reason, Kopete shows my username as Crud Plow and not sunhate. I kept it going for as long as i could by prompting it with a period every time, but once it gave me the link to its website, it vamoosed.

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